Being a dad changes everything. For real, they’re not just saying it. Since I’m typing this with a hiccuping baby on my shoulder, this is gonna be short.
1. You have a lot less time to do things you used to do.
2. Sleep is almost as valuable as time.
3. It doesn’t matter how many times you wake up in the middle of the night, the loudness of the crying in your ear, or the number of diapers you have to change — having a kid is the most amazing thing, ever.