Hillary Clinton Loves HD DVD?

Posted by junger | February 29th, 2008

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hillaryhddvd.jpgIn case you were wondering, Hillary Clinton is your new HD DVD player.

Honestly, I'm not quite sure what that means, but Hillary Clinton …

  • is not the new betamax
  • remains focused on championing consumer access to high definition content
  • would like to remind you that hd-dvd is still the only way to enjoy ʻchildren of menʼ in high-def from the comfort of your living room … unless youʼre peter guber and your living room is an actual movie theater
  • wishes michael bay would reconsider his stance re hd-dvd vs blu-ray
  • is not your fucking khakis (just sayinʼ)

Chuck Norris, you have competition.

Too bad he's supporting Mike Huckabee.