As an experienced Web developer, I've seen my fair share of odd Google searches that, somehow, end up on my Web site. But what I saw this evening, thanks to a surfer in Topeka, Kan., is easily the weirdest Google search ever to lead a surfer to my site.
Here's what Site Meter reported:
Search Engine google.com
Search Words microwave making babies bigger
Visit Entry Page http://www.trackback…n-and-communication/
Visit Exit Page http://www.trackback…n-and-communication/
What?? Who is this person? And what exactly are they looking to find? Is it whether or not
- a) Using a microwave makes babies bigger, or
- b) Microwaving a baby makes it bigger
I'm hoping that it's not the latter, because if it is … that's not good news for the baby.
So, whoever you are in Topeka, Kan. … please don't have children. And if you already do, please don't microwave them.